Twisted Affair, Vol. 1 (Twisted Affair, #1) (2024)

Carrie Renteria

257 reviews2 followers

February 26, 2015

Once Again M.S. Parker has written a story worthy of the Gods. If the first book is any indication this series is going to be at the TOP of the Best Seller List for sure! Twisted Affair is exactly what the title exclaims and more. The story involves rich bad-boy Blayne Westmore who is into sex, drugs and alcohol. Blayne takes his partying a little too far and is given an choice by his father to either straighten up and get married or be cut off. Blayne decides to put his own spin on his father's wishes and instead of marrying the girl daddy wants decides to enter into a business arrangement with the lovely Livie Dusek who is a head strong woman that is incredibly driven and focused she also happens to be immigrating from the Czech Republic trying hard to make a life for herself and her sister in America. Despite her sisters wishes and the nasty looks and gold digging comments from the Westmore family Livie decides to take the plunge with Blayne. This story takes you through many different twists and turns building the back story and setting the stage for the rest of the series and leaves you with a shocking end awaiting the next installment.

M.S. Parker is bound to take you on an amazingly steamy journey before this series reaches its end. Don't miss out on Twisted Affair!

Jamie Leigh

6,488 reviews29 followers

March 2, 2015

wow. what a great story! Once again, Ms. Parker has started off with an unusual plot and I'm sure there will be several twists to go along with it. I can't wait to find out what happens next.

Kendra Needs

1,178 reviews13 followers

February 28, 2015

OMG where to start, where to start...what an amazing read.

Meet Blayne spoiled rich boy who only wants to party, drugs and f@#$ the strippers and all the girls falling at his feet from his playboy reputation. When from a night gone wrong he wakes up in jail and his old brother bails him out and takes Blayne home as father has demanded Samuel bring him home. Blaynes father informs him that his partying ways need to stop, he needs to grow up and be the man that the Westmore demands. By this Blaynes father means that he needs to find a job, stop partying and get married in six months otherwise he will cut him off from everything, money car and apartment. Blaynes father orders him to dinner the following night where he it will be announces that Blayne will marry Rebecca Stirling, only once Blayne realizes that she also is being forced into the marriage he calls it all off and storms out.

Blayne stops a bar to after leaving his families house where he meets the model hot bartender Livie, her and her sister are immigrants from the Czech who are trying to make their way in America on their own after losing their parents at a young age and being raised in an orphanage.

When Blayne gets drunk and passes out at the bar, Livie does the right thing and brings him home and stays the night to make sure he is ok, but when Blaynes father stops by to demand why Blayne destroyed the engagement, Blayne says its because Livie is already is fiancé.

Will Blayne ask Livie to fake marry him for real?????

M G

49 reviews4 followers

February 27, 2015

An intoxicating read, in this first book we meet rich bad-boy Blayne Westmore who exists only for sex, drugs and alcohol and not in any particular order!l. After taking his wild endeavours too far his father steps in and gives him an ultimatum; straighten up, get married within six months and get a job or be completely on his own and cut off from the families money in all forms! Of course there is rebellion and Blayne meets Livie Dusek where she is working in a bar making a living for herself and younger sister after they arrived from the Czech Republic. Despite both sides families a deal is struck and the story set with twists and turns providing a shock that will unbeatably will be addressed in the next episode.
A Twisted Affair, it certainly is, thank you M S Parker, gifted for an honest review !

Judy

1,738 reviews

February 28, 2015

ONCE again after finishing this book I'm screaming NOOOO and ready to throw my kindle!!!! MS Parker, you are the queen of cliffhangers!!! This was an amazing story!! Bad, rich boy Blayne Westmore loves his drugs, sex and alcohol!! His dad gives him an ultimatum or be cut off completely!! Bartender, Livie from Czech Republic is nice enough to escort him home after he passes out drunk in her bar. He gets the bright idea of marrying her to save his butt!! And that's where our Twisted Affair begins!! Can't wait for the next book to see just what in the heck happened!!!!

Anima

2,572 reviews48 followers

February 26, 2015

The Queen of cliffhangers is back! This is going to be her best series yet! There is always a co*cky rich arse with a penchant for the ladies but this one got in over his head. I won't comment on the storyline because something will ruin it for you. Just know that the ending will make you say a few choice words for Parker. I cannot believe I didn't see it coming, sort of but not exactly. Well done! As part of her dedicated group of reviewers I was given a copy for review.

    hot-romance

Veronica LaRoche

4,361 reviews58 followers

February 27, 2015

I am never disappointed in anything M.S writes. This story of a spoiled bad boy who keeps getting into trouble and a father who has had enough gives Blayne an ultimatum, keep a job and get marry or get cut off. Must read to see what will happen. Can't wait to see what will happen next

Deborah

2,633 reviews22 followers

February 26, 2015

Wow! M.S. Parker is a writing goddess! Twisted Affair is an incredible read that had me falling in love with Livie and Blayne! Emotions are running high and Blayne just might be getting duped. Who's to blame? Livie? Daddy? Or someone else? A must read!

Christine

9,750 reviews26 followers

February 26, 2015

Wow

Wow now that's good .you really out done yourself m.s.parker I do hope your going where I think you are because I'm laughing on this one too hard not to be.

Barbara Tobis

475 reviews

February 27, 2015

M.S. Parker has done it again. Very interesting start to this new series.

Zaxs Yacs

444 reviews

August 11, 2019

I've always loved my life. Women, drugs and alcohol. Three of the greatest things in the world. Then my father decided that I wasn't living up to the high standards of our family and gave me an ultimatum. Get married or lose it all.

When Blayne Westmore screws up for the thousandth time, his father lays down the law. Blayne has to find a wife and settle down or he'll be disowned.

Twenty-three year-old Livie Dusek is a Czech immigrant working hard towards the American dream – one that doesn't involve love. But when a handsome stranger offers her a marriage proposal and more money than she could ever dream off, she accepts, much against her sister’s wishes. Livie has just one rule for her future husband: No sex between them.

Don't miss the newest steamy series from best-selling author M.S. Parker.

Iluvbooks44

2,213 reviews16 followers

October 22, 2017

I love this author’s books, she is one of my favourite authors.

I loved this book from start to finish.

I love the characters and the story.

Bogormen

693 reviews

May 14, 2019

Blayne is a spoiled brat to put it mildly.

Kim

314 reviews3 followers

March 12, 2015

Blayne Westmore thought he had the three greatest pleasure in life, woman, drugs and alcohol until he screw up again but this time his father gave him an ultimatum, find a suitable wife, get a suitable job and settle down or be cut off for good.
Livie Dusek was a twenty-three year old immigrant from the Czech Republic working hard as a bartender to make her dreams come true when she meets Blayne. After he give her a proposition that she couldn’t refuse she agrees to marry him with one condition, no sex. Will these two make it without killing each other or will Blayne’s father get what he wants, for Blayne marry the woman of his father’s choice to avoid losing everything?

I was given this in exchange for an honest review.

Blayne loved his life. There was never a shortage of sex, drugs and alcohol. At the age of twenty-nine Blayne saws himself young, still full of life with no real responsibilities and an abundance of money thanks to his trust fund. He’s done some stupid stuff while drunk and high but this time his family has decided it’s time for him to grow up or be cut off. The problem is, his father wants more than Blayne to get a job, he wants him to married a particular woman as part of a business deal. Blayne can’t stand to be a part of it and comes up with a different idea to help get him out of his situation

Livie dreams of becoming a fashion designer and has been saving up even since she and her sister Katka move to the United States. Working at Frankie’s was just a job to get her the money she needed. Livie had no problem and didn’t want a relationship as she saw it interfering in her plans. Her sister on the other hand was a wild child which left Livie cleaning up her messes. Losing their parents at a young age, growing up in an orphan age in her home country made Livie a strong, independent woman who wanted to take care of her younger sister. Focusing on getting them a better life has been Livie’s main focus for years. When Blayne walks into her bar and passes out before she can get him in a cab and brings her unexpected surprises including a marriage proposition that will put her ahead on her dreams to become a fashion designer.

This is the first volume of the Twisted Affairs series and it started and ended with surprises. Blayne is nothing but a spoiled rich kid who hasn’t grown up as he was never force to. He’s a carefree dominant alpha male who knows what he wants out of life and commitment and responsibilities isn’t it. Meeting Livie changed things for him as he was used to getting anyone he wanted. The fact that she saw right through him intrigued him. Livie knew she had looks as she funded her sister and her move to the USA by a career in Modeling. Now in the USA she was consider not thin enough so she took whatever job she could. Having Blayne walk into her bar changed things for her. She always had her walls up but there was something about him that caught her attention. She knew his type but didn’t know who he was. The unexpected proposition gave her a chance to make her dreams come true but her sister didn’t want her marrying a womanizer. This cause problems between them. Just when you think Livie and her sister are about to get everything they want an unexpected change in the arrangement is made leaving Livie confused and Blayne frustrated. When he talks to her about it things don’t get any better but only worse. This was a great start and I’m looking forward to the next volume to see if I’m right as to who changed things and why. Another great series coming from M. S. Parker!!

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FTTEBB

151 reviews1 follower

May 18, 2016

Blayne Westmore thought he had the three greatest pleasure in life, woman, drugs and alcohol until he screw up again but this time his father gave him an ultimatum, find a suitable wife, get a suitable job and settle down or be cut off for good.
Livie Dusek was a twenty-three year old immigrant from the Czech Republic working hard as a bartender to make her dreams come true when she meets Blayne. After he give her a proposition that she couldn’t refuse she agrees to marry him with one condition, no sex. Will these two make it without killing each other or will Blayne’s father get what he wants, for Blayne marry the woman of his father’s choice to avoid losing everything?

I was given this in exchange for an honest review.

Blayne loved his life. There was never a shortage of sex, drugs and alcohol. At the age of twenty-nine Blayne saws himself young, still full of life with no real responsibilities and an abundance of money thanks to his trust fund. He’s done some stupid stuff while drunk and high but this time his family has decided it’s time for him to grow up or be cut off. The problem is, his father wants more than Blayne to get a job, he wants him to married a particular woman as part of a business deal. Blayne can’t stand to be a part of it and comes up with a different idea to help get him out of his situation

Livie dreams of becoming a fashion designer and has been saving up even since she and her sister Katka move to the United States. Working at Frankie’s was just a job to get her the money she needed. Livie had no problem and didn’t want a relationship as she saw it interfering in her plans. Her sister on the other hand was a wild child which left Livie cleaning up her messes. Losing their parents at a young age, growing up in an orphan age in her home country made Livie a strong, independent woman who wanted to take care of her younger sister. Focusing on getting them a better life has been Livie’s main focus for years. When Blayne walks into her bar and passes out before she can get him in a cab and brings her unexpected surprises including a marriage proposition that will put her ahead on her dreams to become a fashion designer.

This is the first volume of the Twisted Affairs series and it started and ended with surprises. Blayne is nothing but a spoiled rich kid who hasn’t grown up as he was never force to. He’s a carefree dominant alpha male who knows what he wants out of life and commitment and responsibilities isn’t it. Meeting Livie changed things for him as he was used to getting anyone he wanted. The fact that she saw right through him intrigued him. Livie knew she had looks as she funded her sister and her move to the USA by a career in Modeling. Now in the USA she was consider not thin enough so she took whatever job she could. Having Blayne walk into her bar changed things for her. She always had her walls up but there was something about him that caught her attention. She knew his type but didn’t know who he was. The unexpected proposition gave her a chance to make her dreams come true but her sister didn’t want her marrying a womanizer. This cause problems between them. Just when you think Livie and her sister are about to get everything they want an unexpected change in the arrangement is made leaving Livie confused and Blayne frustrated. When he talks to her about it things don’t get any better but only worse. This was a great start and I’m looking forward to the next volume to see if I’m right as to who changed things and why. Another great series coming from M. S. Parker!!

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Amie Morgado- We Stole Your Book Boyfriend

1,664 reviews81 followers

March 31, 2015

I have said it time and time again , MS Parker writes a ton of books even more so a ton of these serials BUT OMG she always finds a way unlike any other she has done before to make these stories different and really stand out. This is probably the best of them all !! I did not see this coming , I really was thinking some funky menage and ya a ton of hotness , LOL boy was I wrong !! Tons of hotness yes but not what you expect. More so even after you get to the cliffhanger , NOT WHAT YOU ARE THINKING don't give up , seriously it is a crazy twisted series !!

Volume 1 has us meeting Blayne , typical snotty rich kid , entitled , does what he wants with and to whom he wants. No responsibilities and no real goals has him driving his family crazy and sending his father to an absolute last resort to save his son and their family name. After Blayne's latest night of alcohol , sex , drugs , strppers and a horse LOL he is propositioned by his dad to change and change now. If Blayne does not go along with his father's plan he will be on his own , no money , nothing. But Blayne doesn't want to be told what to do so he comes up with his own quick idea in the heat of the moment and now he is locked to his new friend for at least 3 years !!

Livie and her sister have been living in America for years. Attempting for green cards and working hard to save money. Livie is the hardworking , serious , responsible one. No time for men , sex or anything basically fun. She is all business and is trying her hardest to make her dreams of fashion design come true. Her sister, Katka is more laid back , goes with the flow and loves to have fun and loves guys. Livie heads to work one night as normal but after she meets Blayne her normal and nice world is shaken up quite a bit.

Will she help Blayne with his troubles ?? What will be in it for her ?? Can Blayne deal with the no sex clause for 3 years ?? LOL it is comical to think of but wait until you get into the story a bit !! Blayne is really thrown for a loop , or maybe it is Livie thrown ?? IDK but I bet you will be wondering what the heck is going on. Theories , yes I have them but knowing what I know now , LOL I was so wrong it is not even funny !!

Atlanta Whitlock

907 reviews12 followers

February 26, 2016

Blayne Westmore has pretty much everything that he could ask for, he has enough money to get him all of the luxury items that he desires, but the one thing that doesn't exactly help is that he is constantly getting into trouble with the law. Since he started all the partying, with the drugs and the constant hook ups with random girls his family have always been there to help bail him out and drop all the charges but when he goes too far his father gives him the ultimation to either prove he can get himself a job, and agree to marry within six months otherwise he will cut him off completely so that he has no money.

Livie Dusek lives with her younger sister Katka and is hoping to achieve her dream of being able to design her own clothes and have her own business in that, but since their parents died her dream got put on hold so that she can help look after Katka. Liv is such a talented designer but until she can achieve her dream she currently works in a bar hoping to get the money she can to start up her business. The last thing that she was expecting was to meet Blayne and to become a part in his crazy scheme.

Can he give her everything that she wants and be able to live up to his fathers expectations or will his father just decide to do things his way. What will happen when one thing leads to another when they both meet at a bar. This is such a good book and considering it mentioned a few characters from Sinful Desires, and as I loved that series I had a feeling that this was just going to be as good. I fell in love with Livie as all she wants to do is provide for her sister as they both have no one around to help them and the fact that she would give up her dream for her sister is honestly inspiring. I hope you find it in your heart to give this book a try and that you will love it as much as I have. M.S. Parker has such a way with words and I am honestly thrilled to have had the honour to have read her work, she never disappoints.

Brianna at Renee Entress's Blog

3,821 reviews117 followers

April 2, 2015

5 Stars!

Another masterpiece by this amazing author! This series was sexy, sweet, suspenseful, naughty, an full of twists and turns until the very last page. This author has an amazing ability to give us a juicy love story with so many unique twists, including one mind-bending one, that it will be with you long after it is over. I think this is probably one of my top three by Ms. Parker of all time.

This is the first installment in Blayne and Livie's story. Blake is in hot water and it will take a miracle to help him. His father is demanding he settle down and find a wife after his last screw ip. He needs a wife, like yesterday. So when he meets Livie, he thinks he may have found the solution to his problem. Livie is an immigrant working to feel secure. When she meets Blayne, he has (or more life forces her into) a proposition that is either totally crazy or totally brilliant. Livie will agree to be his wife (with her own stipulations) and she can be that much closer to securing the future for she and her sister.

I loved Blayne. Yes he made questionable decisions at times and thought with the brain downstairs, but he always had good intentions. You can't help want what your heart want even when it is pulling you down a forbidden path. And he is also super alpha, sexy, delicious and a total beast between the sheets. I also liked Livie. She was smart, sweet, and had a good head on hr shoulders. The relationship between she and her sister intrigued me throughout the entire book and I was eager to learn more from them. I was rooting for these two even when it seemed impossible...

I highly recommend this series.

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Melissa Miller-Mattern

548 reviews10 followers

April 3, 2015

Reviewed by A Wanton Book Lover Blog:

In Twisted Affair, Vol. I, we meet Blaine Westmore….his name alone says it all; rich, spoiled, party boy Blaine has got into trouble again. Blaine’s father is not happy with him. His father gives him an ultimatum: get a job, get married, and settle down or you are cut off. Blaine’s father has the perfect girl picked out for Blaine which will also bring two big businesses together. Blaine, not one to be told what to do finds himself in a little hole-in-the-wall bar one night. After waking up the next day, Blaine thinks he has found the perfect solution to his problem with Czech bartender Livie who was helped him the previous night. Livie and Blaine strike up a deal; they marry and meet the conditions his father has set but they do not sleep together-their relationship as man and wife is all for show.
Parker’s writing lives up to the title of this latest book. She sets the stage for what readers can only hope with truly be a twisted ride. Parker’s writing paints a perfect picture of rich, playboy Blaine and the one-track, business mind of Livie. Of course, Parker leaves the reader wanting more as she is the queen of cliff-hangers and this is only part one of a five part series. She had me hooked and wanting more Blaine and Livie.

The Book Fairy Reviews

2,300 reviews42 followers

March 19, 2015

What do you get when you are used to getting you way at all times? What happens when that liberty is threatened? You figure out a way to go around the rules. That is exactly what happens to Blayne Westmore. He has been given an ultimatum, settle down change you ways or lose it all.
Livie Dusek is a Czech immigrant trying to live the American dream and realizing that it is harder than she thought, until she meets Blayne at the bar she works.
Blayne makes a proposition in what will benefit them both if they can keep it totally business.
Yeah well we all know that some times the best laid plans never turn out they way you thought. What started out as business and nothing more, is becoming blurred. Which of course make for the best type of read you can get.
Boy do we have an interestingly sexy read with a twist that will have you gasping when you get to the last page craving more. Sexy, Confusing and dirty this book is AMAZING!!!

Amy Crull

2,125 reviews29 followers

March 30, 2015

This book is interesting. Blayne is a spoiled rich kid that only cares about himself. He is constantly hanging out with strippers and drugs are usually involved. After a night of fun, His dad has finally had enough and sets him straight. He tells him that he has to get married, a real job and show that he’s responsible or otherwise he’s cut off. Blayne, to say it nicely is pissed. After a horrible night with his family, he heads to a bar and meets Livie. Livie, is living with her sister and trying to make a life for them. They had a rough upbringing and thanks to livie modeling, they were able to come to America together. Livie and Blayne meet at the bar, she takes care of him and the next morning Blayne tells his dad they are getting married. She is beyond shocked but yet follows thru with it. Her sister is not keen with this at all. I’m still not sure how the rest of the series will play out but I’m loving where its going so far…

Tasmia

92 reviews

April 6, 2015

Woah I jus saw where this is headed an f#ck no im not even finishing where I left of!!!! Really thought it was gonna be good but ... REALLY her sister :& !!!! I really thought this was livie's "happily ever after "after everything she went through with raising her sister etc an now her h* of a sister sleeps with her husband :| really disgusted ... God that's jus... #Speechless

So like after the above tirade I went and read the final installment which made it better in some ways but not so much in others.... It wasn't even genuine love :|!!!! More like I'm stuck with u I have to suck it up kind!!!! That was the only fault i guess , the feelings shared jus felt False an I jus didn't get it.

This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.

Hooked On Books

1,887 reviews63 followers

March 2, 2015

Twisted Affair Vol 1 - M S Parker 4.5 Stars

Oh how I love a good MSParker book, she never fails to deliver.

This is the first part of five volumes.

This is the story of Blayne a rich, hot, womaniser who loves his life and loves himself big time ! Until he co*cks up royally and his father threatens to cut him off unless he marries someone now. Livvie is a Czech girl with big dreams, she has good morals and is trying her best make good of her life for herself and her sister. Will Livvie agree to Blayne's proposal ?

I love Livvie and Blayne and can't wait to hear more of their story and the twists and turns that are sure to come. A great read with a juicy cliffhanger, leaving me eagerly awaiting the next installments.

Netta Overhulser

549 reviews1 follower

March 28, 2015

Unexpected!!

I'm going to leave a review that is meant for this series as a whole!! Blayne is your typical bad boy rich kid that could care less about anyone else, especially his family's reputation. His father has had enough, and gives Blayne an ultimatum that he doesn't know how to get himself out of. He meets Livie and finds his compromise, but does he? This series is hot in the passion complete with plenty of soaked panties ;) Also plenty of family drama whether it in Livie's family or Blayne's, both of which shows growth and determination in both characters. The triangle between Katka, Livie and Blayne is explosive with such an unexpected twist. I believe this is Parker's best series to date!!!

Renee Entress

5,298 reviews76 followers

April 3, 2015

5 star

The story has laughs, secrets, lies, and heartbreak. I was pulled right into this story. This is a 5 part series so look for all 5 parts.

This is the first part of Livie and Blayne’s story. Blayne’s father told him to clean up his act and get married or he would be disowned. After they offer a wife he decides he will just pick his own how hard could it really be. Livie is a bartender but after taking care of Blayne one night by making sure he gets home after he drinks he tells his father they are engaged. After discussing the situation Blayne and Livie come to an agreement for the marriage. Can they make it work as they don’t know each other?

I highly recommend this book, this series, and this author.

    read-2015

Tracy Grieve

414 reviews1 follower

March 31, 2015

Wow party loving, womanizer Blayne has finally done it, for to long he has shamed his family and now his father has given the ultimatum of change his ways, get married, get a job or risk being cut off from all his money.
But then he meets Livie who takes him home after he passes out in the bar where she works. And the next morning Blayne introduces her to his father as his fiancee but after considering the terms Livie has one of her own no sex, but one night Blayne and Livie have sex or so he thinks and when he confronts her she acts like nothing ever happened. Just who did Blayne have sex with? Or is it just as Livie thinks and he imagined it? Can't wait to read more and find out who the mystery person is

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Nancy Ward-keys

283 reviews3 followers

March 13, 2015

Start to finish M.S.Parker once again blew me away. Spoiled, rich and entitled Blayne Westmore thought the world of drugs,strippers and single life was where he belonged. That was until one wild night that landed him in jail and on the verge of being homeless and penny less. Soon came a ultimatum from his father.Leave the wildlife and marry or lose it all. After an attempt at match making, along came an opportunity he couldn't resist and her name was Livie his finance he led his father to believe. Again comes stipulations from his father. Will Blayne adhere to them. Will Livie agree to the scam of a marriage?

Fee (Ebook Addicts)

1,448 reviews45 followers

April 17, 2015

This was a brilliant read. yet again M.S Parker has written another brilliant series.
Blayne is you typical spoilt rich kid who's life revolves around drink drungs and having sex with strippers.
After one raucous night that sees him end up in jail his father issues him an ultimatum - basically clean up, get married or get cut off financially.
Faced with the option of an arranged business marriage he storms out of his father's house and gets drunk in a bar where he meets Livive.

Could she be the answer to his problems? Could he get his father off his back?

Like I say a brilliant read and can't wait for vol 2!

    arc read-in-2015

Taisheena Rayne

Author1 book5 followers

March 27, 2015

Twisted Affair by M.S. Parker

This serial is great. I love how M.S. Parker builds her world so that we can see exactly what she must see. Her characters have depth and feel very three dimensional. There isn’t a time when I felt distracted, I was so engrossed. It slayed me. I was so invested in the unfolding story that I had trouble reading anything else between the volumes.

This serial gave me a book hangover. I had heard that term before but was hazy on what it meant. NOW I know. M.S., Keep up the great work. And dear readers get ready for the roller coaster ride. There is a loop de loop in your future.

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